Wednesday, June 2, 2010

"Kayli Boobs" Mouse Pad

Description:
Keep your wrist comfy during long nights of gaming, tweeting, and
trolling people's Facebook pages with Kayli's soft and willing boobies.

Two versions available: "Savory" (Clothed) and "Sweet" (Nude).

Dear Discerning Lovers of Kayli Boobs,

Due to a manufacturing flaw, the Kayli Boob Mousepads are known to exhibit a problem of curling around the base of the pad. Please refer to this post on the main IITS site for details and this link and this one for detailed images of the of the problem. As a result of this flaw, we are discounting all mousepads from the original price of $40 to $20.

When your wrist is placed on the Kayli's boobs, you will first experience...delight. Soon after, you will find that the mousepad takes on a normal shape and is quite functional as a mousepad...while remaining delightful. However, if the deformity in the pad is displeasing to you, please refrain from making a purchase till the new and improved Kayli Boob Mousepads are manufactured and made available through the IITS Store...at which time, the old pads will be phased out completely and used to construct a masterpiece of modern art and submitted to the SF MOMA.

Thank you for your understanding,

- IITS Store

Please specify which you'd like when ordering or order
both and get $5 off with no increase in shipping fees!

Item Details:
Kayli Boobs Mouse Pad
(Shipped USPS Priority)



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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Islands in the Sky Comic - Issue 01

Description:
This is the first issue of the Islands in the Sky comic. Click on the sidebar slide show to see a preview of the contents of the book.

Item Details:
Islands in the Sky Comic - Issue 01 (44 Pages, B&W)
(Shipped USPS First Class)

PRICE: $6
(plus 9.5% CA Resident Tax & Shipping)



"Kayli's Business Suit - Front" 11x17 Print

Description:
Kayli always knows how to dress properly for any occasion...though her solution is usually the same thing: wear nothing.

Item Details:
11x17 Kayli Body Tattoos (Front) High Gloss Print
(Shipped USPS First Class w/Tube)

PRICE: $10
(plus 9.5% CA Resident Tax & Shipping)




"Kayli's Business Suit - Back" 11x17 Print

Description:
Kayli turns around to let you see her backside...just in case she accidentally left something up to the imagination.

Item Details:
11x17 Kayli Body Tattoos (Back) High Gloss Print
(Shipped USPS First Class w/Tube)

PRICE: $10
(plus 9.5% CA Resident Tax & Shipping)



"Assmeats Kayli" 11x17 Print


Description:
This is a picture of a juicy piece meat on another juicy piece of meat. Don't worry, your girlfriend will think this poster is hilarious.

Item Details:
11x17 Color Print of "Assmeats Kayli"
Note: The print will NOT have the watermark you see in the image.
(Shipped USPS First Class w/ Tube)

PRICE: $10

(plus 9.5% CA Resident Tax & Shipping)



"Big Sword Kayli" 11x17 Print


Description:
Life is tough, Kayli is tougher. Put this on the ceiling above your bed and wake each morning to confidence and really large nipples.

Item Details:
11x17 Color Print of "Big Sword Kayli"
Note: The print will NOT have the watermark you see in the image.
(Shipped USPS First Class w/ Tube)

PRICE: $10

(plus 9.5% CA Resident Tax & Shipping)



"Assmeats Kayli" Magnet Set


Description:
This set of pre-cut magnets is great for the 'fridge. Be sure to use the modesty meats so your visiting parents don't have a heart attack.

Item Details:
(x1) 8x6 inch Kayli on Giant Meats, (x8) Big Meats, (x1) Mini Meats
Note: Magnets do NOT have the IITS Watermark
(Shipped USPS First Class)

PRICE: $10

(plus 9.5% CA Resident Tax & Shipping)